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Written with tongue firmly in cheek and sometimes elsewhere as well Lear and Mitch take advantage of each and every opportunity that arises and createas need be Set a la Christie in the English countryside dotted with men waiting in line to show off their prowess.This was my first Lear, I should have read this sooner and am happy that there areto look forward to. I really wanted to love this book I read listened to, really it mainly for the following reasons A The naked dude on the coverB Marshall Thornton gave it 5 stars.C Mary Calmes also gave it 5 stars, but somehow I take that less seriously view spoiler Sorry, Mary, you re still my favorite I need it like crack author hide spoiler D If that guy on the cover moves his legjust a smidgeI could totally see his peen.Also, though I love any type of novel that involves a cop or a PI,the I really wanted to love this book I read listened to, really it mainly for the following reasons A The naked dude on the coverB Marshall Thornton gave it 5 stars.C Mary Calmes also gave it 5 stars, but somehow I take that less seriously view spoiler Sorry, Mary, you re still my favorite I need it like crack author hide spoiler D If that guy on the cover moves his legjust a smidgeI could totally see his peen.Also, though I love any type of novel that involves a cop or a PI,the slew of uber staight detectives whose overwhelming pheromones cause women to roll back on their heels, offering up the flower of their womanhood with little to no thought, exhausts me Yes, I too, would have that reaction show me a damaged man I ll show him a good time, oh baby but I find it massively annoying in my fictional sisterhood I picked this book up because I felt it only fair to read about a gay amateur sleuth Mitch who inspires the same reaction in men And holy shit did this guy get a lot of ass I mean that literally I really wish I had kept track of all his conquests in ONLY 2 days It would be impressive If you read this book, please keep a tally, cause I d like to know.Speaking of which, I think a sociological mathematical study should be done of this fictional small British hamlet I mean, how likely is it that so many men in such a small area are either gay or looking for Mitch to come along to show them the joy of their own anus Not that this book should be read for its true to life qualities oh, no but I would like to see some research in this area.I d also like to knowabout lube in 1920s England My extensive internet research Google tells me that Vaseline was first mentioned in 1876 What about olive oil And wasn t castor oil popular then My point is that everybody was using spittle in this book Um, ow view spoiler I don t want to scare any kiddies, but my own limited experience in this area yeah, that area has led me to believe that lube is a good thing hide spoiler James Lear does know how turn a phrase, though They would not trick me so easily again, not even with slim white bodies and man eating anuses.Premature baldness combined with heavy beard growth always seems to me to indicate a prodigious, unfussy sexual appetite.How manytimes would I have to thrust my way up down that dark, dank tunnel Very funny stuff, but, and I never thought I d say this, I was completely bored with the sex scenes about 50% through They were extremely hot, but it was enough already 5 stars for the fap material.2 stars for the rest of the book which I can t even remember #READ E-PUB ç The Back Passage ⚠ Agatha Christie, move over Hard core sex and scandal meet in this brilliantly funny whodunitA seaside village, an English country house, a family of wealthy eccentrics and their equally peculiar servants, a determined detective all the ingredients are here for a cozy Agatha Christie style whodunit But wait Edward Mitch Mitchell is no Hercule Poirot, andThe Back Passage is noMurder of Roger Ackroyd Mitch is a handsome, insatiableyear old hunk who never lets a clue stand in the way of a steamy encounter, whether it s with the local constabulary, the house secretary, or his school chum and fellow athlete Boy Morgan, who becomes his Watson when they re not busy boffing each other When Reg Walworth is found dead in a cabinet, Sir James Eagle has his servant Weeks immediately arrested as the killer But Mitch s observant eye pegs plausible possibilities polysexual chauffeur Hibbert, queenly pervert Leonard Eagle, missing scion Rex, sadistic copper Kennington, even Sir James Eagle himself Blackmail, police corruption, a dizzying network of spyholes and secret passages, watersports, and a nonstop queer orgy backstairs and everyplace else mark this hilariously hard core mystery by a major new talent La source blanche : L'étonnante histoire des dialogues avec l'Ange move over Hard core sex and scandal meet in this brilliantly funny whodunitA seaside village Le sourire à visage humain : Suivi de Citoyen, citoyenneté et Encore plus de plus an English country house Soigner les plantes par les huiles essentielles et les huiles végétales a family of wealthy eccentrics and their equally peculiar servants Préparation aux examens de coiffure CAP : Sciences et technologie a determined detective all the ingredients are here for a cozy Agatha Christie style whodunit But wait Edward Mitch Mitchell is no Hercule Poirot Joyeux anniversaire - Livre d'or à écrire - 18 ans - taille M - Violet andThe Back Passage is noMurder of Roger Ackroyd Mitch is a handsome Le Démon et mademoiselle Prym insatiableyear old hunk who never lets a clue stand in the way of a steamy encounter ECG en pratique courante : Situation clinique, examen, commentaire whether it s with the local constabulary La planète aux vents de folie (La romance de Ténébreuse, tome 1) the house secretary Mes 9 Procédés Secrets Pour Accroître l'Autonomie Affective (2ième Édition) or his school chum and fellow athlete Boy Morgan Mes 9 Procédés Secrets Pour Accroître l'Autonomie Affective (2ième Édition) or his school chum and fellow athlete Boy Morgan Beyond Tomorrow Sir James Eagle has his servant Weeks immediately arrested as the killer But Mitch s observant eye pegs plausible possibilities polysexual chauffeur Hibbert Beyond Tomorrow queenly pervert Leonard Eagle Les requins sont-ils des fossiles vivants ? L'évolution des poissons cartilagineux missing scion Rex LA COMMUNICATION SOUS UNIX. Applications réparties, 2ème édition sadistic copper Kennington L’Identité de la France (Tome 2) - Les hommes et les choses I even Sir James Eagle himself Blackmail Xenogears Perfect Works police corruption Xenogears Perfect Works: The Real Thing a dizzying network of spyholes and secret passages Encyclopédie illustrée des dinosaures et animaux préhistoriques watersports Soeur Marie-Marthe Chambon et les saintes plaies de Jésus and a nonstop queer orgy backstairs and everyplace else mark this hilariously hard core mystery by a major new talent I first tried to read this book in 2017 when I tended to take erotic literature WAY too seriously.I hated how this plot is a string of extremely unlikely sex scenes in a Victorian setting.Two years later I m back barely remembering how the book started, I gotta admit and I am ready to let logic fly out the window and just enjoy the hilarious plot twists Mr Lear throws at us.PLEASE someone tell me Will Boy Morgan return in the subsequent books or is this the end of his story The epilogue soun I first tried to read this book in 2017 when I tended to take erotic literature WAY too seriously.I hated how this plot is a string of extremely unlikely sex scenes in a Victorian setting.Two years later I m back barely remembering how the book started, I gotta admit and I am ready to let logic fly out the window and just enjoy the hilarious plot twists Mr Lear throws at us.PLEASE someone tell me Will Boy Morgan return in the subsequent books or is this the end of his story The epilogue sounded a bit final to meBecause I LOVED him What mystery hero doesn t want a sidekick who s constantly fingering you, even during the most inappropriate moments And I loved how some subjects were just slightly touched and barely there, but still had an effect, like the rhododendron moment.I also love how Lear uses balding and really hairy guys in his stories I totally appreciate that.Anyway, the plot Oh God, I wish I could say much about the plot A young guy is murdered in the mansion of the wealthy Eagle family where Mitch and Boy Morgan are currently visiting because Boy is engaged to a daughter of the house.Trying to find the murderer while the police conveniently imprison the first but possibly innocent suspect, Mitch and Boy interrogate the entire household, penetrating this mystery in their amateurish sleuthing ways.God, it was so cheesy, but deliciously entertaining.And that ending I loved it Still, lots of gay sex that happened for no other reason than horniness in Victorian England I m not completely sold on that 4 stars Downton Abbey with gay orgies A sex laced cozy whodunit Take it for the alternate universe that it is, but don t take it seriously The main character Mitch is an American student of medicine at Cambridge who fancies himself as an amateur Sherlock Holmes Mitch is also highly sexed and he masterfully combines sex and crime solving into one highly productive weekend It s campy and fun and I totally recommend it.ETA in thinking about my favorite reads for 2014, I have decided to up this to 5 Downton Abbey with gay orgies A sex laced cozy whodunit Take it for the alternate universe that it is, but don t take it seriously The main character Mitch is an American student of medicine at Cambridge who fancies himself as an amateur Sherlock Holmes Mitch is also highly sexed and he masterfully combines sex and crime solving into one highly productive weekend It s campy and fun and I totally recommend it.ETA in thinking about my favorite reads for 2014, I have decided to up this to 5 stars I have read this book and listened to the audiobook twice It has become my naughty comfort read THAT WAS FUN Witty, hot, clever and quite enjoyable for all parts of me For my part bellow the belt as well as for the upper regions of my body Crimes and cocks.The best combination Downton Abbey meets Sherlock Holmes meets Agatha Christie An English country estate mystery with a hard core sex Eagles family and their peculiar servants Add an American Cambridge student as a amateur detective with an uncontrolled libido, a web of intrigues, dark family secrets, hot sex scenes, a lot of HOT se THAT WAS FUN Witty, hot, clever and quite enjoyable for all parts of me For my part bellow the belt as well as for the upper regions of my body Crimes and cocks.The best combination Downton Abbey meets Sherlock Holmes meets Agatha Christie An English country estate mystery with a hard core sex Eagles family and their peculiar servants Add an American Cambridge student as a amateur detective with an uncontrolled libido, a web of intrigues, dark family secrets, hot sex scenes, a lot of HOT sex scenes, a well done mystery and a captivating writing and you have an imagination what this book is about For all fans of a gay porn erotica with a plot So great It was a clever mystery and I loved how well paced it was throughout the story but the best part was the sex I don t think anyone can come up withcreative or as wide a variety of sexual scenarios as James Lear It s never gets old.Loved the ending esp the roll of film. Everyone rejoice The ebook just price dropped 86% to 1.99 today atUS 4 3 14 A pleasant country manor murder mystery married to gay pornography, slick and easy going down This was written by a talented author under a pseudonym, and the clever, funny dialogue openly displays a prodigious talent The murder mystery itself is certainly the bottom in this relationship, as the amount of explicit sex scenes tops the page count when compared to anything having to with murder or mysteries Dick dick, mouth mouth, ass ass, fluids raining everywhere like a downpour of thick salty A pleasant country manor murder mystery married to gay pornography, slick and easy going down This was written by a talented author under a pseudonym, and the clever, funny dialogue openly displays a prodigious talent The murder mystery itself is certainly the bottom in this relationship, as the amount of explicit sex scenes tops the page count when compared to anything having to with murder or mysteries Dick dick, mouth mouth, ass ass, fluids raining everywhere like a downpour of thick salty milk, plus there s a body in the cupboard, oh and an innocent man in jail It s amusing reading porn written by literary authors because my focus is usually less cough self involved andinterested in what the erotic scenes are saying about the author s sexual predilections And so I learned that Rupert Smith likes hairy men, he likes balding men, he likes masculine men, and he also likes what is known as versatility Certainly can t knock a man for his tastes Although the book was a cheerful excursion, 1 star removed, with irritation, for some surprising transphobia and the unfortunately less surprising decision to make the most villainous queer also be the most effeminate For some reason, this sort of weird internalized homophobia rooted in misogyny is found frequently in older gay men, like say men Rupert Smith s age, and often displayed by gay men who are not exactly butch icons, like say the dandy named Rupert Smith Cheerio, Rupert darling WHHHHYYYYYYYY DID I WAIT SO LONG TO READ THIS I mean, look at that cover I ll wait I can only point to it anything else and GR might put me in the penalty box I digress What s behind hehe that cover is a story that had me in stitches and left me with a bit of shine for its delightful MC, Mitch Mitchell or as I like to call him MIIIIITCHYYYYYY That, however, is definitely not Mitchy on the cover Mitchy is decidedly in the otter category, though I believe he thinks himself a jock I d WHHHHYYYYYYYY DID I WAIT SO LONG TO READ THIS I mean, look at that cover I ll wait I can only point to it anything else and GR might put me in the penalty box I digress What s behind hehe that cover is a story that had me in stitches and left me with a bit of shine for its delightful MC, Mitch Mitchell or as I like to call him MIIIIITCHYYYYYY That, however, is definitely not Mitchy on the cover Mitchy is decidedly in the otter category, though I believe he thinks himself a jock I don t think jocks get winded after running for 5 mins, but I don t want Mitchy getting butt hurt so jock it is Annnnnnd he s also my new BFF I recognized Mitchy as my spirit animal early on BECAUSE HE S AWESOME Mitchy is arrogant and vain He always has time to assess and critique other s sexual prowess He s slightly pompous and wholly unobservant He fancies himself a Sherlock Holmes type Now, if Sherlock were a libidinous cad easily distracted by cock then I nah Mitch is closer to another famous sleuther He does stumble into some clues usually in route to getting pounded or doing some pounding of his own in some often disgusting but always handy and furtive locales His trysts usually involve an inordinate amount of piss, body hair, mansweat and cum Mitchy knows what he likes and he s not judge y about his playmate s kinks I like all these traits Mitchy is often hoodwinked by any halfway appealing physique and doubly so if a man eating anus is in the mix He also has a marvelous ability to find something attractive about virtually any man This was the source of much chuckling on my part as were his insights into various traits such as male pattern baldness.Suffice to say, Mitchy is VERY popular with the menz He s young, fit, attractive, possesses superior deductive powers and is a veritable SEX MACHINE Just ask him He ll be happy to tell you However, his skillz oftentimes get him out of and in to and out of many a pickle along the way Not just a pretty face or a hairy ass, as it were I did, as a matter of fact I knew what he wanted, and it was staying firmly inside my trousers If anyone was going to get it, it would be Morgan, or West, or my friend Bill at the police station, or Simon, the hall boy, or even the fat kitchen maid with the wonderful tits but Leonard Eagle was never getting it again It ain t easy being a hot otter but he takes on the responsibility like a champ in this English country manor that s been termedSodom by the Sea , the flapper version Mitchy and his pal from Cambridge, Boy Morgan, find themselves in a broom closet ostensibly to escape a dreadfully boring game of sardines Shortly thereafter they find themselves in flagrante by Mitchy s design, of course Seems Mitchy s been waiting to make his move in a broom closet for quite some time However a murder occurs prior to completion much to their mutual chagrin Inconvenient boner or no, nothing is coming between Mitch Mitchell and an opportunity to utilize his immense crime solving abilities Aside from the obvious.I mean, someone s got to pump these guys for information and Mitchy s always good to go, so work smarter not harder, right Ermmoving on I say it s nothing short of serendipity that puts Mitchy in the right place at the right time To not solve the mystery.Of course he finds time to bang the bejesus out of Boy with regularity as well as numerous others both upstairs and downstairs Because Mitchy s dedicated and an egalitarian Okay, Mitch, he said, with a businesslike tone that almost made me laugh, you can fuck me now And I did I fucked him rotten I fucked him on his back, with his legs over my shoulders, staring down into his eyes I turned him over and pulled him onto all fours, and fucked him from behind, pounding into him as hard as I have into anyone I fucked him on his side, one leg held in the air as his cock drizzled the carpet with juice Finally I dragged him to the bed, lay him down, placed a couple of cushions under his ass and began the long ride to my goal I believe I ve unearthed the origins of Mitchy s delusions of jockdom.The ensuing events are nothing short of hilarious EVERYONE is fucking everyone, usually in an adulterous fashion There are crooked cops and Peeping Toms and hysterics and and abundance of not so secretsecretsI had a blast It was exactly what I needed It reminded me of Murder by Death only with waysex.Double entendres abounded in this farcical mystery The only thing I can think of that it lacked was a chase Lear s writing is witty, cheeky and campy He pokes fun at both genres with aplomb and most of what occurs is ridiculously farfetched Mitchy mostly engages in sexual escapade after sexual escapade while Boy does all the grunt work, though Mitchy did find time to sunbathe in there too It s important to maintain one s appearance when one s so highly sought after especially in the midst of a case Can t let the stress fade the pretty I LOVED that he delegates the things he d rather not do like actually solving the case Lazy sleuthing FTW If you re looking for a laugh with tongue in cheek humor and A HOT COVER give The Back Passage a spin I ll definitely be readingfrom this author If I was going to become a great detective, I would have to learn to master my own libido Oh, let s not be hasty, Mitchy