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`Download Kindle ê Where the Wild Things Are ⛓ Max, a wild and naughty boy, is sent to bed without his supper by his exhausted mother In his room, he imagines sailing far away to a land of Wild Things Instead of eating him, the Wild Things make Max their king Balancing the Load a wild and naughty boy Most Likely To... is sent to bed without his supper by his exhausted mother In his room Blind (Lorelei Bluffs Book 3) he imagines sailing far away to a land of Wild Things Instead of eating him The Counterfeiter-Catching Cat (Beatrice Young Cat Mystery the Wild Things make Max their king Where the Wild Things Are, Maurice SendakWhere the Wild Things Are is a 1963 children s picture book by American writer and illustrator Maurice Sendak This story of only 338 words, focuses on a young boy, named Max who after dressing in his wolf costume, wreaks such havoc through his household that he is sent to bed without his supper Max s bedroom undergoes a mysterious transformation into a jungle environment, and he winds up sailing to an island inhabited by malicious beasts known as the Where the Wild Things Are, Maurice SendakWhere the Wild Things Are is a 1963 children s picture book by American writer and illustrator Maurice Sendak This story of only 338 words, focuses on a young boy, named Max who after dressing in his wolf costume, wreaks such havoc through his household that he is sent to bed without his supper Max s bedroom undergoes a mysterious transformation into a jungle environment, and he winds up sailing to an island inhabited by malicious beasts known as the Wild Things After successfully intimidating the creatures, Max is hailed as the king of the Wild Things and enjoys a playful romp with his subjects 2005 1383 48 9786001212413 20 I have no doubt that this book damaged me, psychologically, as a small child It is one of the earliest books I vividly remember reading aloud to myself, and I remember the first time my mother read it to me before she put me to bed Here s the gist of the plot A little boy named Max dresses up in a wolf costume, plays with a hammer, chases his dog with a fork, then threatens to cannibalize his mother His mother, a master of irony, then puts him to bed with no dinner Already, this story shoul I have no doubt that this book damaged me, psychologically, as a small child It is one of the earliest books I vividly remember reading aloud to myself, and I remember the first time my mother read it to me before she put me to bed Here s the gist of the plot A little boy named Max dresses up in a wolf costume, plays with a hammer, chases his dog with a fork, then threatens to cannibalize his mother His mother, a master of irony, then puts him to bed with no dinner Already, this story should start creeping you out Then a forest starts to grow in Max s bedroom And no, no chemicals have been ingested anywhere in the story Though the bit about chasing the dog with the fork does imply a delusional state Regardless, a fucking forest grows in the kids bedroom So naturally he gets in a boat and sails off to the other side of the world, to where all these wild things are And promptly subjugates everyone he sees I m a damn toddler, and my mom is reading me a book about a sociopath So Max has a ball with this gang he s conquered and converted, and they howl at the moon and hop through trees Then he gets hungry and goes home, where his mother, no doubt terrified of his new army of foreign creatures, has left his food for him, still warm I thought, This woman aims to do me harm Yes, please, mother Read me a story about my bedroom becoming a forest inhabited by monsters, then put me to bed Think I slept that night No, I hid out under my bed with a plastic baseball bat, a water gun and flashlight, hoping to God that if this was the night it all went wrong, I had the courage to look those monsters in the eye and pretend I wasn t wetting myself I made a nest with a giant teddy bear and two pillows and didn t come out until the next morning, when I heard my mom coming down the hall All day long I pretended nothing was different But I asked her to read me Where The Wild Things Are again that night And the next night For months I would ask her questions like Do you think I will have my monsters get you if you don t make me supper And she d smile, and say Go to bed, Nathan Spooky shit, I m telling you I learned to read through fear and intimidation A subversive masterpiece NC This book is crap, and let me tell you why The kid is a jerk and is sent to his room without supper He proceeds to go to some magical place where these monsters live and he bosses them around and is mean to them Then he gets back homehaving not learned that being a mean jerk is wrongand there on his table in his room is dinnerand it s still warm What s the lesson here exactly Hate the book. 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