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Brilliant fic of course because RemainNameless is Queen characterization, writing and development are in a class all by themselves as usual.However, my second read wasn t quite as profoundly fulfilling as my first one because of one tiny fact that I, in my shameless gushing excitement, managed to completely overlook back in 2013 Stiles is a moron.I would pay big bucks to see those porn videos as actual, you know, porn videos Big bucks. Meh not one of the better ones It has some slippery moments I ll just press a partial edited replay of my previous Worst Thing I Ever Did review and once again reiterate this has the potential to be some addicting junk food entertainment In my No Homo review I related it to a bag of Cheetos My original analysis stands firm Unfortunately because I don t do anything half way, I didn t stop at just one bag of Cheetos No I gorged on this junk filled shit for days Those unfamiliar, this Meh not one of the better ones It has some slippery moments I ll just press a partial edited replay of my previous Worst Thing I Ever Did review and once again reiterate this has the potential to be some addicting junk food entertainment In my No Homo review I related it to a bag of Cheetos My original analysis stands firm Unfortunately because I don t do anything half way, I didn t stop at just one bag of Cheetos No I gorged on this junk filled shit for days Those unfamiliar, this is fan fiction Teen Wolf TV series of high school YA teens fraternizing w local werewolves population featuring Derek Hale and Stiles Stalinski Sterek fandom fame Stiles character is a snarky cutie patootie slice of homemade apple pie goodness while Derek is the town s resident brooding walking sex god of a werewolf..and he and Stiles have this hate you fuck me love thing going on.If nothing else I am positive some of these fanfic writers could easily pimp out their sex scenes and make a f ing killing Because man can they bring it..in a potent kind of way..like some kind of sexually explicit descriptive chemist Concocting and mixing up the feelings w the visually appealing descriptors creating some kind of erotic reactive sensorium for the reader It s good shit The writing has a sarcastic wit and bite lending it satiric comedy flair It s ridiculously entertaining This plot features Derek Stiles as porn stars, which I actually expected it to be far steamier, but then again maybe I m becoming desensitized to this shit The writing at times runs amok..gets old..and well..just stupid SO ATM I m officially maxed out on Sterek having completed 4 stories of this shit back to back Time for a break I d like a mathematician to calculate the chances of a bunch of high school friends all becoming porn stars in college.Okay, okay, to be fair there s no mention of anyone but Stiles and Scott knowing each other before college And it is a story not realityyada, yada, yada.Butimportant than that is Stiles poppin Derek sbutt cherry , oh yeahLittle slow in the beginning, but it picks up and becomes really enjoyable, especially with the, you know, butt virginity and everything.For t I d like a mathematician to calculate the chances of a bunch of high school friends all becoming porn stars in college.Okay, okay, to be fair there s no mention of anyone but Stiles and Scott knowing each other before college And it is a story not realityyada, yada, yada.Butimportant than that is Stiles poppin Derek sbutt cherry , oh yeahLittle slow in the beginning, but it picks up and becomes really enjoyable, especially with the, you know, butt virginity and everything.For those of you who do not enjoy reading about Derek and Stiles sleeping with other people which is usually me but for some reason I don t have a problem with hookers and porn stars I just despise when they like or love other people , here s some spoilers about that view spoiler If I remember correctly there are two scenes where Derek and Stiles fuck someone while making porn on both occasions they re payingattention to each other than their partners Not in a oh baby, it turns me on to see you with other dudes butin a observing the others technique It s sexier than that sounds though Also, once Stiles and Derek sleep together both of them feel sick at the thought of sleeping with other people and don t from that point on hide spoiler 3.5 3.5 Stars Stiles and Derek do porn The natural reaction to that is HELLZ YEAH And I will admit that there was some major hotness happening But when there was no nookie happening there were feelings being spilled all about the place Dark angsty low self esteem feelings.The Why doesn t he love me I m not good enough for him I m going to be alone forever feelings Now I like me a bit of angst, in fact I love it, but all the crossed wires and the not talking about stuff FOR SO LONG It 3.5 Stars Stiles and Derek do porn The natural reaction to that is HELLZ YEAH And I will admit that there was some major hotness happening But when there was no nookie happening there were feelings being spilled all about the place Dark angsty low self esteem feelings.The Why doesn t he love me I m not good enough for him I m going to be alone forever feelings Now I like me a bit of angst, in fact I love it, but all the crossed wires and the not talking about stuff FOR SO LONG It was all kinds of hot when they weren t vomiting feelz all over the gaff though Seriously hot JFC I was so skeptical, but of course I ended up reading it during those breaks in holiday madness STILES AND DEREK AS PORNSTARS falls over Not the first time it s been done not by a long shot , but I very much enjoyed it It s definitely not perfect, and it s not going to be everyone s cuppa However, it was sweet, funny, hot, cute, ridiculous, and yeahthe ending was really awww worthy.Note There s a Big Misunderstanding, so if that s not your thing, maybe it s best to avoid it.Happy JFC I was so skeptical, but of course I ended up reading it during those breaks in holiday madness STILES AND DEREK AS PORNSTARS falls over Not the first time it s been done not by a long shot , but I very much enjoyed it It s definitely not perfect, and it s not going to be everyone s cuppa However, it was sweet, funny, hot, cute, ridiculous, and yeahthe ending was really awww worthy.Note There s a Big Misunderstanding, so if that s not your thing, maybe it s best to avoid it.Happy new year to me Sterek started it off with a bang DNF at 70% This is a case of It s me , because clearly this fic is well loved just not by me Premise is the cast of TW does porn Honestly am I the only one that noticed the similarities between this fic and this Bullet I couldn t get the comparisons out of my head and everyone was totally OOC There were some steamy sex scenes, but not enough substance to keep me engaged I am very hit and miss with this author though DNF at 70% This is a case of It s me , because clearly this fic is well loved just not by me Premise is the cast of TW does porn Honestly am I the only one that noticed the similarities between this fic and this Bullet I couldn t get the comparisons out of my head and everyone was totally OOC There were some steamy sex scenes, but not enough substance to keep me engaged I am very hit and miss with this author though Take heed this is an enemies to lovers trope andserious than what the blurb would lead you to believe especially when it starts with the word pornstars Derek is the ultimate professional and prides himself on said professionalism He s cool as a cucumber until Stiles inevitably ruffles his feathers.Derek is a closed off, egotistic but secretly wounded and insecure workaholic He s definitely justified because he s the most popular performer Stiles is a smug little bastard who doesn Take heed this is an enemies to lovers trope andserious than what the blurb would lead you to believe especially when it starts with the word pornstars Derek is the ultimate professional and prides himself on said professionalism He s cool as a cucumber until Stiles inevitably ruffles his feathers.Derek is a closed off, egotistic but secretly wounded and insecure workaholic He s definitely justified because he s the most popular performer Stiles is a smug little bastard who doesn t know when to shut it off Both try to prove a point When contract specifics bring these two together get ready to fan yourself.But of course there has to be conflict It s fear The thought of working to prove his worth to Stiles the thought of holding them together by sheer force of will when it s not even what Stiles wants that s terrifying He wants Derek to hold him and take him apart, butthan that, he wants to see what Derek will do with him if he lets him but it s not like he can do anything about it He can t force Derek to bewith him This had my favorite kind of angst insecurity, doubt, jealousy with extra, extra doses of assumptions and miscommunication There s nosy pack members and an abundance of Hale family meddling And of course plenty of smex lots of it I promise And then he s saying Derek s name over and over, like it s the best song he s ever heard Genius Pure, absolute genius.I fucking loved this.Entertaining, brilliantly written, witty and oozing such bubbling emotional STUFF that made me all warm and fuzzy Oh, the angst, the PORN, the whole fucking thing God, even just the fuckingMy brain, heart and soul have just melted into sweet oblivion The only thing left is this rambling, nonsensical review.Right, I m back.So The plot was sheer brilliance porn stars Werewolves I have to confess I had no idea what Teen Wolf really was Genius Pure, absolute genius.I fucking loved this.Entertaining, brilliantly written, witty and oozing such bubbling emotional STUFF that made me all warm and fuzzy Oh, the angst, the PORN, the whole fucking thing God, even just the fuckingMy brain, heart and soul have just melted into sweet oblivion The only thing left is this rambling, nonsensical review.Right, I m back.So The plot was sheer brilliance porn stars Werewolves I have to confess I had no idea what Teen Wolf really was should I be ashamed of that I probably should but I liked it better this way I totally bought into this bizarre set up with young college kids making money in a porn world because the Derek and Stiles thing was just Wow Intense It worked They worked But most of all, the writing was fantastic I genuinely felt I was on a pretty hardcore journey I laughed held my breath and whooped in delight at times all courtesy of the great prose, dialogue and plot.I.Recommend.Wholeheartedly {Free Epub} Î Dating Backwards ñ Teen Wolf AU Derek StilesPornstars Derek and Stiles work for the same company Derek only shoots with werewolves and Stiles only shoots with humans That s not going to change after they meet It s really not It might WordsCompleteCover by alphapactOriginally posted Not sure why exactly, but I went for a re read Turns out that Dating Backwards remains my least favorite story from this otherwise excellent author.What can I say I don t like Stiles being a jerk of epic proportions, Derek the doormat alpha or his douchebag pack nor his crazypants sister Kind of takes away the fun when you dislike the MCs and most of the supporting cast for most of the story.Also, why is Derek the Alpha if he never acts like it And why are we on a porn set I m not asking Not sure why exactly, but I went for a re read Turns out that Dating Backwards remains my least favorite story from this otherwise excellent author.What can I say I don t like Stiles being a jerk of epic proportions, Derek the doormat alpha or his douchebag pack nor his crazypants sister Kind of takes away the fun when you dislike the MCs and most of the supporting cast for most of the story.Also, why is Derek the Alpha if he never acts like it And why are we on a porn set I m not asking for a hyper realistic approach, but Derek bottoming for the first time on set And Stiles pornstar extraordinaire still doubts his own attractiveness The sex is pretty standard, too although that seems to be my standard complaint of late And lastly, the many i hate yous and you are evil bugged me That s not how I want guys in their twenties to act