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!DOWNLOAD EPUB ☪ Marital Bitch ⚇ Some people never grow up, and there are some people you never grow out of no matter how hard you tryShe s irrational He s crass She wanted out of South Boston He never wanted to leave She keeps him at a distance He refuses to leave her side Together, Colleen Frasier and Bradley Patrick are ridiculous and juvenile Apart, they re just plain miserableWhile Detective Bradley Patrick was keeping the streets of South Boston safe, Colleen Frasier was busy litigating late into the evening and admiring the view from her high rise condo downtown Her life was perfect sort of She spent too much time drinking her high priced lattes and acquiring an impressive shoe collection and before she knew it she wasand time for all that other stuff she wanted, like a husband and children, was quickly passing her by And then there s that longtime rift that s kept her and her childhood best friend, Bradley Patrick, at odds for over a decadeAll of that changes on Colleen s th birthday when she receives a surprise marriage proposal from Brad One night One birthday wish Trouble is, he brings out the worst in Colleen She can t possibly marry him, can she She s never been very good at saying no to him, either What was supposed to end the next day with an annulment takes on a life of its own when video of the wedding ends up on the internet and their families are overjoyed by the news Fearing the shame of her Catholic family, Colleen has a proposal of her own pretend the marriage is for real and Brad is all too willing to play the doting husband Balancing the Load and there are some people you never grow out of no matter how hard you tryShe s irrational He s crass She wanted out of South Boston He never wanted to leave She keeps him at a distance He refuses to leave her side Together Most Likely To... 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worst in Colleen She can t possibly marry him The Penguin Pool Murder (Hildegarde Withers can she She s never been very good at saying no to him Confessions Of A Not-So-Dead Libido either What was supposed to end the next day with an annulment takes on a life of its own when video of the wedding ends up on the internet and their families are overjoyed by the news Fearing the shame of her Catholic family Ash to Embers (Courting Shadows, Colleen has a proposal of her own pretend the marriage is for real and Brad is all too willing to play the doting husband I got this for free onWhat was I expecting Not sure I have to say this was pretty funny However, I thought that pretty girl was acting like a child most of the time Sticking her tongue out, lashing out, throwing things, etc How Brad put up with all that, I have no idea They are best friends, but yet they can t talk to each other UGH Why the 3 stars Because I laughed at the games I laughed at the vows I laughed at come now I laughed at the 2 headed baby I laughed borro I got this for free onWhat was I expecting Not sure I have to say this was pretty funny However, I thought that pretty girl was acting like a child most of the time Sticking her tongue out, lashing out, throwing things, etc How Brad put up with all that, I have no idea They are best friends, but yet they can t talk to each other UGH Why the 3 stars Because I laughed at the games I laughed at the vows I laughed at come now I laughed at the 2 headed baby I laughed borrowing pee.It would have rated better if Colleen wasn t so bi polar and they actually talked to each other.A couple of loose ends view spoiler Did they ever catch the murdering rapist Did she sell her condo Did she ever hear from The Toad again How about pay off that 200,000 student loan did Brad freak at that number hide spoiler I thought that whole premise to this novel was quite interesting and could have made for a very lively and entertaining romance novel Instead I felt that it fell short of my expectations Characters Coleen was mental Not in an I m so cute but don t mess way or a I m mental but funny so you love me way, but in an I m scary and unrelatable way I didn t want her to end up with Brad because for all her judging, he was the better person Emery kept emphasising that they were normal people apart b I thought that whole premise to this novel was quite interesting and could have made for a very lively and entertaining romance novel Instead I felt that it fell short of my expectations Characters Coleen was mental Not in an I m so cute but don t mess way or a I m mental but funny so you love me way, but in an I m scary and unrelatable way I didn t want her to end up with Brad because for all her judging, he was the better person Emery kept emphasising that they were normal people apart but angry and messed up together, yet Brad stayed the same throughout, it was Coleen who was bipolar In the end I found that her constant switching from hot to cold just interrupted the flow of the novel and it became a bit too fragmented.Brad s chapters were by far the best parts of the novel for me He was funny and charming and I fell in love with him as I should I loved that he snored and was manly and flawed Wahey rhyming review , and wasn t some super perfect billionaire like so many heroes now Despite Coleen constantly bitching about how he arranged himself in public or how he had a slight paunch or whatever else, I found myself siding with Bradthan Coleen throughout.Plot I loved the whole idea of two best friends who were so similar and so close that they constantly clashed, but were ultimately right for each other, was a great plotline The whole Heather storyline really bugged me, not only did I think it was a stupid reason for them to not be talking, I think it made me think even less of Coleen because she seemed to break boundaries in an attempt to isolate Brad.For a Kindle freebie it was a quick and light read, but I did find that I was getting annoyed with certain aspects rather than just enjoying it 3.5I love a best friends to lovers plot and a marriage of convenience plot so this one didn t have to do much to be a good read for me.It was pretty funny in places, with some cute characters doing some stupid things The humour bordered on the slapstick at times and I was reminded of the Neighbors from Hell seriesthan once Bradley is a detective, Colleen a lawyer, they ve been besties since childhood and now they ve both reached their mid thirties without ever getting serious about anyon 3.5I love a best friends to lovers plot and a marriage of convenience plot so this one didn t have to do much to be a good read for me.It was pretty funny in places, with some cute characters doing some stupid things The humour bordered on the slapstick at times and I was reminded of the Neighbors from Hell seriesthan once Bradley is a detective, Colleen a lawyer, they ve been besties since childhood and now they ve both reached their mid thirties without ever getting serious about anyone Brad was cute, a belching, farting guy with bad breath and a loud mouth I realise I ve not exactly cast in him in the most flattering light, but I m easily pleased I quite liked him actually Colleen on the other hand was a bit of a raging biatch and behaved like a nut job at times I found her hard to like tbh.It was cute but some of the craziness got a bit too daft for me, particularly towards the end and that did spoil my enjoyment a little Still, it was an ok read for a freebie.Complete story 02 27 2013 Overall Rating 3.5 StarsBook Cover Book Blurb 2 5 3.5 StarsWriter s Voice 3.5 StarsCharacter Development 3.5 StarsStory Appreciation 3.5 StarsWorth the Chili 5 Stars Free on.99 on B best friends their whole lives They each love the other, but do they LOVE the oth 02 27 2013 Overall Rating 3.5 StarsBook Cover Book Blurb 2 5 3.5 StarsWriter s Voice 3.5 StarsCharacter Development 3.5 StarsStory Appreciation 3.5 StarsWorth the Chili 5 Stars Free on.99 on BN This was a cute story A story about Boston cop, and a Harvard educated lawyer These two have been so important to each other for forever and can t remember a past without the other in it best friends their whole lives They each love the other, but do they LOVE the other Brad does and now we need to convince Colleen It really comes down to timing and their timing sucks.A few things I thought really worked 1 IT WAS FREE checked and it still is Why is this important, I m a book hoarder I snag all thesefreebies and never get around to reading them So, this year, one of my resolutions, read at least onefreebie a month I think I ve read about four this month 2 This is a debut book and I think the author did a pretty good job I really liked Brad He was rough around the edges I was a little put off at first when the author talked about his bad breath and his other not so pleasant aspects, but he was real I think this is what she was shooting for and it worked I loved his nickname for Colleen pretty girl Colleen and her crazy antics about drove me up a tree, but in a weird way, I liked her too She grew on me.3 The setting was working class Boston Brad is a cop and comes from a family of cops He and Colleen grew up together Their parents are best friends All their lives the fabric of their families has been woven so tightly you don t know where one ends and the other begins They are tough and a bit rough around the edges, but she represented this well They love where they live Red Sox, NE Patriots, Celtics What s not to love 4 These are two very imperfect people, in their mid 30 s, attractive, but normal people We don t have a bad boy with tons of angst We don t have absolutely gorgeous people We just have people A pair of people who are the other half of each other and have been their whole lives We watch as they figure this out We want to pull our hair out at some of the craziness, but then we laugh out loud and shake our heads Just nutty, but in a nice way.5 The blurb grabbed me Had me reading it the same day I downloaded it and this just doesn t happen to me often and certainly not with a freebie.There were a few things that could have been a bit better for me 1 Colleen s craziness was a bit over the top in a few places Brad really carried the story for me This girl was a Harvard grad, but she didn t seem to really be that smart The logic of her behavior just didn t quite gel.2 The storytelling lagged a bit in places Not long or lingering, but noticeable Now, I m one of those readers who gets terribly impatient quickly, so for me this can be the KISS OF DEATH with any book Know, it didn t last long or I probably would not have finished it.3 The cover just sucked Does not do the book justice The clawing hand was a real distraction Change the hand and it would be okay.I hope you have an opportunity to pick up this gem I hope you enjoy it as much as I did For a debut, I think JC Emery does a really nice job I m excited she will have another out soon I ll definitely readof her.Happy Reading First off the Title just POPPED at me I was hooked at that moment, I just had to read it Let me tell ya, I can so relate in many ways to these characters Fantastically written Colleen and Bradley are two people from Southie that have grown up together Literally, since the cradle, Best of friends For Colleen, Bradley needed to give her his undivided attention and for Bradley, Colleen s happiness and protection is the world to him That and the fact that he wants all of her loveWell, life First off the Title just POPPED at me I was hooked at that moment, I just had to read it Let me tell ya, I can so relate in many ways to these characters Fantastically written Colleen and Bradley are two people from Southie that have grown up together Literally, since the cradle, Best of friends For Colleen, Bradley needed to give her his undivided attention and for Bradley, Colleen s happiness and protection is the world to him That and the fact that he wants all of her loveWell, life happens they grow, they experiment and experience and fight, fight, fight, banter, banter, banter Stop talking to each other, but make each other guffaw like no other Hurt each other, but if it goes to far, are right there to apologize and be the shoulder they need for one another They both LOVE each other like best friends and soul mates, but they are so ignorant to the soul mate part Long and behold make each others existance miserable, but just can t stay away and don t want to lose each other They d rather be friends than not be anything at allFastforward, The gang is going on a trip to Drum Roll VEGAS The trip starts off bad, but things work out and everyone arrives safely Settle in and go out into the town Do their thing, get drunk Of course, inebriation always the ingredient to either a disasterous or hilarious situation adds to the fun Well, depending how you look at it Colleen and Bradley are catching up having been apart and not having spoken in a while before the trip Bustin each others chops, bantering, trying to get the better of the other and sit next to an elderly couple at a poker or roulette table After several exchanges wellthe older ladies two sensethe older woman s words gets Colleen to thinking and remembering Beginning to hurt Colleen s feelings and in return cause her to feel defensive Bradley, of course, realizes this, especially since he knows Colleen better that she knows herself Takes her out on a walk and does the Bradley thang He proposes to Colleen and offers her up a plan What begins as a joke and funny fun, turns intothan they bargained for, but down deeply always dreamed of and never worked up the nerve to even entertain it long enough This book was filled with angsts, banter, hilarious and embarassing no humiliating situations A lot of the times I thought, Bradley just loved pissing off Colleen for the hell of it For other reasons as well So my husband, loves to tick me off They begin their life together, pranking each other and all the while making each other look terribly bad around colleagues, family and friends The one upping each other is what they are trying to ensure I had tears of guffaw It was hard to breathe Seriously Eventually, things turn out to getintense, serious, and intimate I loved what they meant for each other, this book is so wonderful and truley displays the friendship that blossoms into love and the love that ensures the friendship thrive Bradley was very rough around the edges, crass, playful, jokester, prankster, and pain the ass but he was also, thoughtful, considerate, protective, loving especially He was everything Colleen needed and Colleen was everything he needed Made for each other, those two were No one understood them, but themselves perfect chaos LMBOROFL The PORNTOP and the VIAGRA pranks were priceless I was laughing so hard for a while, I couldn t breathe My husband was ready to put a straight jacket on me I already knew what was going to happen at the beginning of each situation before reading further I was laughing as I eased into each one It was like watching a train wreck happen I was all Don t do it , Ah, hell woman, leave the laptop , Red flag Don t open it , abort, abort , and Don t take it, you ll be sorry dude GASPPPPPPPPPPPP GUFFAW This was awesome The title was great indication I have been married a while, so it was just too perfectly funny I really recommend you readgo, go, get it While I finished this book I really had trouble with it First off Colleen is supposed to be 35 years old but acts like a petulant child How Brad put up with her is beyond me And to be that far out of law school and still be such a low man in the company should have been a huge clue to her And she acted like that was the only law firm in all of Boston I mean come on If she was smart enough to get through law school then she is smart enough to find another job that doesn t make her miserable While I finished this book I really had trouble with it First off Colleen is supposed to be 35 years old but acts like a petulant child How Brad put up with her is beyond me And to be that far out of law school and still be such a low man in the company should have been a huge clue to her And she acted like that was the only law firm in all of Boston I mean come on If she was smart enough to get through law school then she is smart enough to find another job that doesn t make her miserable By the end of the book I was kind of wishing Darla would literally smack her upside the head Well this book was nothing like I was expecting and everything I hadn t, but oh, how I loved it I had so much fun while reading it and I got fond of the characters.It s a quick and fun read, perfect for a summer day, but I d be lying to say that some moments in it didn t bring tears to my eyes.If you love funny books with bantering couples and awesome supporting characters, go grab this NOW I really needthan just five stars to rate it properly. SummaryRUN don t walk to buy Marital Bitch by J.C Emery now It is currently FREE on , and it wasthan worth the cost even if I d paid full price In fact I may go buy it on Barnes Noble just because I think the author deserves the appreciation Colleen Fraser and Bradley Patrick are what Stephanie Plum and Joe Morelli wish they could be They re funnier,messed up, and hilariously outrageous.Fantasy WorldThis story is all about Boston and the neighborhood of Southie It s so SummaryRUN don t walk to buy Marital Bitch by J.C Emery now It is currently FREE on , and it wasthan worth the cost even if I d paid full price In fact I may go buy it on Barnes Noble just because I think the author deserves the appreciation Colleen Fraser and Bradley Patrick are what Stephanie Plum and Joe Morelli wish they could be They re funnier,messed up, and hilariously outrageous.Fantasy WorldThis story is all about Boston and the neighborhood of Southie It s so real it s like taking a vaction in the movie Good Will Hunting.Tingle FactorJ.C Emery makes the men real right down to the farts and belches yet sexy all the same You ll want to shove Colleen out of the way and cuff Brad to the bed so you can have your way with him.RomanceThis relationship haspotholes than a Boston highway after a long winter Both Brad and Colleen are overgrown children who can t admit their feelings let alone manage an adult relationship It is no foregone conclusion these two are going to achieve a happy ending In fact it s not always certain they even want one.DramaColleen has achieved her dream of escaping Southie and becoming a lawyer but has found it brings little happiness In fact she s almost jealous of Brad s easy acceptance of who he is Does she betray everything she s worked for if she becomes happily married Add in all the well meaning help from their families and it is a recipe for both hilarity and disaster HeroineColleen is very Irish in a tragically comic sort of way She rides the roller coaster of actions without considering consequences while clinging stubbornly to her pride When she finally starts to extract her head from her ass, she goes on the hormone trip from hell and everyone needs to buckle their seat belts.HeroBrad is a typical guy He s an Irish cop just like his father who loves his family, his neighborhood, and the Red Sox He s a smart guy though and he knows what makes Colleen tick That doesn t mean he doesn t do stupid things which result in disaster He s so adorable you ll even be able to overlook the farting FREE ontoday 6 7 2018