[ Read Book ] ♍ Milking the Rhino: Dangerously Funny Lists ♆ MOBI eBook or Kindle ePUB free

It was a free kindle book It claimed to be so funny you d wet yourself laughing It s about as funny as this review. BOOOORRRIIINNNNGGGGG.. Based on the title, I expected to be screaming with laughter or at least splitting my face with my widest grin At most I cracked a smile in a couple of pages, but I didn t really find this funny I didn t understand what was supposed to be funny about the lists It seemed all nonsense to me Maybe it would have been funnier if performed by a comedian the humor may have been lost in translation I gave up when I realized I wasn t exactly reading it but letting my eyes wander across the lines. The introduction said something about pissing myself laughing reading this book I barely cracked a smile Hardly worth the price I paid for it, which was free fromNot a Good Read. [ Read Book ] ⚖ Milking the Rhino: Dangerously Funny Lists ♨ In Milking the Rhino, master comedian Chris Rush uses a series of unforgettable surreal images to create hilarious verbal cartoons presented in a seductive list form to transport you into a world of nonstop laughterLists include Seven Examples of Truth in Advertising You Will Never SeeTwenty Five Really Lousy JobsThe Ten Worst Pickup LinesTen Bizarre HobbiesFourteen Novelty Items That Never Took OffFour Things You Shouldn t Do in Zero Gravity ConditionsFour UFO Incidents That Are Weirder Than Usual Uptown Thief master comedian Chris Rush uses a series of unforgettable surreal images to create hilarious verbal cartoons presented in a seductive list form to transport you into a world of nonstop laughterLists include Seven Examples of Truth in Advertising You Will Never SeeTwenty Five Really Lousy JobsThe Ten Worst Pickup LinesTen Bizarre HobbiesFourteen Novelty Items That Never Took OffFour Things You Shouldn t Do in Zero Gravity ConditionsFour UFO Incidents That Are Weirder Than Usual OMG parts of this were laugh till you can t breathe funny Parts not so much probablyparts like this than less My husband and dogs were compelled to investigate what had me laughing so much Overall I m glad I read it and will go back to the pee my pants funny parts to read when I need a laugh. This was free fromand the write up looked promising, however, it wasn t funny and I found some of the humour offensive homophobic, poking fun at those with mental and physical conditions I didn t finish it and deleted it from my Kindle a first for me.If I could have given it 0 stars I would have I was expectingthan this humorless set of lists when I picked up Milking the Rhino I was highly disappointed that I not only didn t laugh, but barely cracked a smile This book is going in my give away pile right now. Thought I d be laughing or smiling a lotI think I laughed once, and smiled 4 times That could have been a result of my crummy mood, and hoping to be cheered up, but it didn t happen It was a free kindle bookwe may have paid too much for it. It had some very funny parts to it, but some of the things he was making sound like happened didn t have documentation and were too improbable Also, I felt this was something for older kids, not younger kids.